RECIPE FOR A SUCCESSFUL LEADER

4 cups of intelligence

1 1/2 cups of responsibility

2 cups of open-mindedness

1 quart of understanding

1 1/2 teaspoons of initiative

dash of judgment

 1 3/4 cups of sifted positive attitude

3 cups of ambition

2 cups of unbeaten patience

1 cup of tactfulness

4 cups of ability

Have all ingredients at body temperature.  Sift intelligence,

ambition, and understanding together.  Mix cooperation,

initiative, and open-mindedness until dissolved. 

Add gradually

ability, tactfulness, and responsibility.  Stir in positive

attitude and judgment thoroughly.  Beat patience until smooth.

Blend all ingredients well.  Sprinkle liberally with cheerfulness

and bake in oven of determination.  When absorbed thoroughly,

cool and spread with kindness and common sense.

(author unknown)